BuzzFeed – Mar 7 2016 Crossword Solution
Clues |
Answers |
‘Let’s just not talk about it because you would never understand my feelings’ |
DONTASK |
‘Love is ___ around us’ (lie) |
ALL |
A freaking eternity, like how long it’s taking you to finish this puzzle |
EON |
Answer for lames who are too scared to commit to yes or no |
MAYBE |
Block up, as one’s feelings of sadness |
DAM |
Category, if you’re fancy and think you’re better than everyone |
ILK |
Company that does something called ‘securitizing mortgages’ aka ripping everyone off because that’s the way the world works |
FANNIEMAE |
Like something no one can deny, like 5-Down, for example |
UNDOUBTED |
Lioness Simba ends up with, although it doesn’t matter because it’s a fake animated movie. None of it happened |
NALA |
Morons named after moron Coulter |
ANNS |
My message to everything and everyone |
NOONECARES |
My message to everything and everyone |
BURNINHELL |
My message to everything and everyone |
FUCKYOU |
Oh man this is like the worst type of tree ever. The bark is terrible and it’s too tall |
ELM |
One stupid degree below bi- |
UNI |
Clues |
Answers |
People who all they care about is sports which are meaningless because our bodies are ephemeral and will abandon us too in the end |
JOCKS |
Precursor to the NBA that ended because it was so dumb |
ABA |
Secret agent James who has been in like 50 movies, give it a rest, Hollywood, are you that starved for originality? Here’s one, it’s called ‘The Desk Eater’ and it’s about a guy who eats desks |
BOND |
Sent some pointless message like ‘sup’ to some douche on your Buddy List |
IMED |
Slang for weed smoked by people who are fake and dumb or a prefix that’s the opposite of ecto- |
ENDO |
Stupid internet misspelling of the easiest freaking word in the English language |
TEH |
Texas city that’s about to be ruined by hipsters because nothing is safe anymore |
AUSTIN |
These tiny onions are delicious I can’t even hate them |
LEEK |
Things like film and painting people waste their time on because no one’s going to care |
ARTS |
This freak was the lead singer of that dumb glam band T. Rex like anyone gave a shit about ‘Bang a Gong (Get It On)’ |
BOLAN |
This freaking asshole looks to the camera snarkily in every freaking ‘Office’ episode like ‘WTF is going on?!’ Just quit your dumb job dude |
JIM |
Transgression against God that I’ll commit if I goddamn well want to |
SIN |
Trip you might take to ‘find the truth’ but that will probably just end up making you even more annoying |
LSD |
Vessel that dildo Noah used to save all the animals and shit even though literally no one asked him to and a flood might have been good for the world |
ARK |
What you do to a piece of paper to show how much you hate it |
CUT |