BuzzFeed – Mar 23 2016 Crossword Solution
| Clues |
Answers |
| ‘American ___’ (1999 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) |
BEAUTY |
| ‘American ___’ (2000 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) |
PSYCHO |
| ‘American ___’ (2013 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) |
HUSTLE |
| ‘American ___’ (2014 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) |
SNIPER |
| ‘FML,’ in older times |
ALAS |
| ‘I hate most other races and also ___’ (possible excerpt from Donald Trump’s inner monologue) |
MYSELF |
| ‘Yerpaderp!’ |
UHHUH |
| 69 Lois ___ (narrow road where it would be hilarious if Superman grew up) |
LANE |
| Anywhere between an 8 and a 10 on the Paris Hilton Scale of Superficiality |
HOT |
| ATM charges, because of course you have to pay some of your own money to access some of your own money |
FEES |
| Beloved ‘Beloved’ author Morrison |
TONI |
| Bird that I’m just crazy for!!! |
LOON |
| Brownies ___ mode (fudgy-ass Haagen-Dazs flavor) |
ALA |
| Conspiracy-y org. that I believe framed Roger Rabbit |
CIA |
| Day of the wk. on which the club is going up |
TUE |
| De-eggs |
SPAYS |
| Each |
PER |
| Food often used to represent percentages |
PIE |
| Get some gamete-on-gamete action |
MATE |
| Give someone a book that they’ll ‘give back to you when they’re done reading,’ as I did with ‘The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle’ over three years ago |
LEND |
| Goal in some drilling |
OIL |
| Clues |
Answers |
| Going to birth |
DUE |
| Hair parts that might be split |
ENDS |
| He ‘drops the ancient manifested hip-hop, straight off the block’ on ‘Memory Lane (Sittin’ in da Park)’ |
NAS |
| He played the knocker-up in ‘Knocked Up’ |
SETH |
| I just found out his No. 1 album ‘x’ is supposed to be read as ‘multiple.’ Talk about thinking out loud!!!! |
EDSHEERAN |
| Like either option in ‘Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?’ |
SCARY |
| Like punched-up dialogue |
SNAPPY |
| Lowest score on the Hilton Scale |
ONE |
| Molecule with charge |
ION |
| Own (up) |
FESS |
| Party that might include a pig roast and kukui nut necklaces |
LUAU |
| Plant often used to represent families |
TREE |
| Prefix with -verse or -tard |
UNI |
| She played the House Bunny in ‘The House Bunny’ |
ANNAFARIS |
| Took a SoulCycle class, say |
SPUN |
| Trains around the Loop |
ELS |
| Turn on the waterworks |
SOB |
| U.S. state where Yale and Wesleyan are |
CONN |
| Used one’s ass |
SAT |
| Works with a part? |
ACTS |
| Wrestler John who in ‘Trainwreck’ said ‘I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg!!’ |
CENA |
