‘Antidote’ hip-hop artist Scott, or Blink-182 drummer Barker |
TRAVIS |
‘Are you freaking kidding me?!’ |
DAMMIT |
‘I will ___ you!!!’ (something you never want to hear from a wrestler) |
END |
‘That’s right!’ |
YEP |
‘The ___ Locker’ (lowest-grossing film to ever win a Best Picture Oscar) |
HURT |
‘Tsk tsk’ relative that is only different by four letters |
TUTTUT |
‘___ been working on the railroad …’ |
IVE |
‘¿Cómo ___?’ |
ESTAS |
. . . – – – . . . (<— remember this for if you ever get shipwrecked) |
SOS |
A hardy and gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl mammal with long ears…or dat booty |
ASS |
A little bit of this, a little bit of that |
OLIO |
Abbr. to begin a business letter |
ATTN |
Addresses with forward slashes |
URLS |
Alex who ghostwrote ‘The Autobiography of Malcolm X’ (no, it’s not me) |
HALEY |
All over again |
ANEW |
Army officer like the ones in 8-Across, informally |
NONCOM |
Australian bird with a top speed of 30 miles per hour (that’s faster than Usain Bolt! Also longer neck) |
EMU |
Ban on talking about a certain subject |
GAGRULE |
Campbell’s pasta sauce that means ‘you’re welcome’ in Italian |
PREGO |
Canadian singer Celine you can see at Caesars Palace until June 4, 2016, or on the ‘Titanic’ soundtrack every day until forever |
DION |
Crowdsourced reviewing website where a review of the French Laundry by Michael J. asserts that ‘most of the food tasted like a sweaty dog’s taint.’ |
YELP |
Def who formerly hosted Def Poetry Jam |
MOS |
Detest |
LOATHE |
Eye part with light-sensitive tissue |
RETINA |
Fortune-teller’s device |
ORB |
Freaky chant in a horror movie |
ONEOFUS |
Gangsta rapper who dropped ‘Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (To Storm Isengard)’? |
FIFTYENT |
Go right past |
BYPASS |
Herbal supplement supply chain |
GNC |
Hip-hop artist who dropped ‘Pursuit of Happiness (And Regurgitated Food That I Can Keep Chewing On)’? |
KIDCUD |
Hip-hop group that dropped ‘Jump Around (The Kitchen)’? |
HOUSEOFPAN |
Homework helpers |
TUTORS |
In ___ of (replacing) |
LIEU |
It goes before to mean ‘before’ |
PRE |
It’s finger-lickin’ good, if you’re into that sort of thing |
KFC |
Its bottom might be your last chance to score |
NINTH |
Ivy League university that sounds like a town where preppy boys are raised |
PRINCETON |
Kama ___ (ancient text only about 20% full of sex positions, but I guess sex sells) |
SUTRA |
Kindly close, as your loud-ass piehole |
SHUT |